This is Why I'm Still Single

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Im WAY too self absorbed to really be in a relationship.

(Source: imnotcolorblind)

Every message I get on OKCupid comes from dudes who look like they’re in the Aryan Brotherhood.

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disastrousdatingdivas:

like stabbing my eyes out instead of having to read dreadful messages like this?

liz

Some times I look at my ex’s and go “you’re going to be sorry you dumped me when I’m famous”

(Source: skullyrose)